Better than NyQuil
Today’s One Line Wednesday™ comes courtesy of Dear Abby:
Show some restraint
I am 13 and in the eighth grade. I have always had trouble sleeping. Every night it takes me an hour to fall asleep, and lately I haven’t been able to sleep at all. I have started taking pills that make you drowsy so I can get some sleep. My mom doesn’t know about the pills. I’m scared to keep on doing this. I have told my mom about my sleep problem, and she tells me to read. She won’t take me to the doctor because she thinks my problem is normal. Abby, this isn’t normal.
What can I do? Sleepless in Oklahoma
This problem will go away when you discover masturbation
Each week, I select a letter for One Line Wednesday™ and skip the usual in-depth advice and gets right to the point in one word or sentence. Think you can do better? Submit your one line response below. Who knows, maybe eventually there will be a prize for the best one.